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July 31, 2024

WE WILL NEVER FORGET WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE HEARD THE NEWS

Chipotle Launches Its First-Ever Beauty Product

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Happy National Avocado Day, everyone!

Their products make my belly protrude with a beautiful splendor.

I found a frog in my Lipotle’s lip stain masque.

Does Lipotle make my lips look fat?

Waiting for tabasco scented anti-perspirant.


Botulism Face Paste

Still waiting for the Taco Bell vaginal lubricant.

Lipotle’s lip stain masque applies like a lip gloss and has its own green, foil-inspired look. The masque sets for 30 to 60 seconds, depending on the user’s desire for bold results, and then is sprayed with Wonder Blading Activator to seal the pigments for up to 10 hours.

For the love of all that is holy, WHY do we care what some influencer's lips look like while they're eating? Self-absorbed morons.

Eau De Enchilada

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