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July 30, 2024

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

4:26 p.m. A woman wanted a police officer to come to her house and counsel her grown husband on phishing scams. The husband was upset about the insinuation.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Wasting away again in Flathead Countyville
Searchin' for my lost bag of diamonds and sapphires I kept in the vault
Some people claim
That there's a runner takin' breaks to blame
But I know it's the weed I smell around my apartment at fault

That's just silly.

She should have turned him into the phish cops.

1:25 p.m. A cow was at large.

Have you ever seen a small one?

They have a cow issue in Flathead Co.

Wander reminds me of a quip:

Did you hear about the diminutive fortune teller who escaped from prison.

It was a small medium at large.

She was confused. Her husband was at a bait shop and they tried to sell him hundreds of dollars worth of fishing lures, worms, salmon eggs, flies etc. because they convinced him he was a Master Baiter.

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