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July 11, 2024

GOOD TO GET THOSE THINGS OFF THE STREET

Oregon police recover over $200,000 worth of Lego sets in massive bust

(Thanks to EricY and MOTW)

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"We had to put the pieces together on this on" said police Chief Wiggum

My mother used to have a massive bust. And she would buy me Legos for xmas.

So, now that those Legos are back in circulation perhaps maybe having a campaign to get Walter a new Lego head, hmmm? Or maybe something with a spring on it so that Walter could have a Lego bobble head. Then he could put it on his desk right next to his Dave Barry bobble head doll.

And Walter did not put me up to this.

Although he did mention that that b**** judi is not around anymore so he thought he could brighten up the old office some.

"Letgo my Leggo". Heh. Back to the geezer bus....

The hard work of assembling a Lego whale now begins on the beach in order to facilitate proper disposal of the bricks.

Release the Kragle!

And everything was awesome.

Bare foot pedestrian Oregonians heaved a collective sigh of relief. "These things should not be in civilian carpets," said Iva Sorefoot, a local spokesperson.

No doubt police were tipped off by the shouts of the thieves stepping on them in their bare feet in the dark.

Given the current price of Lego sets, that isn't all that big a bust.

Upon hearing the news that a whale of a load of Legos was discovered, the Oregon Department of Highways readied their whale response team by loading dynamite in the back of their response truck. And they are closely monitoring the turtle situation in Vancouver.

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