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July 15, 2024

FEDEX IT TO OREGON

How do you get rid of a dead whale before it explodes?

(Thanks to MOTW)

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Put it in a paper sack, leave at somebody's front door & ding dong ditch.

Bury it out under the cacti?

Just wrap some chains and cinderblocks around them and dump them in Lake Mead.

Cut the red wire like they do in the movies. Or is that the blue wire?

Seagulls. Lots and Lots of seagulls.

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