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July 30, 2024

CSI: STUPIDVILLE

The resulting search, cops report, turned up a bag inside Riley’s purse labeled “Bag of Drugs.”

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)

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That's a rough looking 41.

The one with 'Bag of Drugs' in bold letters goes for three times that.

Misread blog story of the day so far.

A diver found a labeled 'bag of drugs' containing a needle, straws, a metal spoon, four glass pipes, and plastic baggies with a white-colored residue. A bag inside the "Drugs" bag contained crack cocaine, powdered cocaine, crystal meth, Xanax pills, and other narcotics. while hunting for lobsters in the Florida Keys, deputies said.

Don't say this time that the cops had nothing to go on.

I tried calling it "Bag of Breath Mints," but that didn't even fool my little nephew.

"Bag of Drugs" is my nickname.

Doh! I hate when I do that.

On the plus side, she can't be charged with lying to police.

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