CSI: COLUMBUS
Officers found four hamsters in his pants.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
They were consenting hamsters.
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a man with long hair wearing leopard-print pajamas .. the suspect was identified as Michael Pancake
He was flat as a .. ahem .. when they found the four hamsters in his pants.
Posted by: MOTW | July 09, 2024 at 09:26 AM
Well, you can knock me down, step in my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of my pants
Don't you step on my leopard-print pajamas
You can do anything but lay off of my leopard-print pajamas
Now let's go cats, uhh hamsters
Posted by: man tom | July 09, 2024 at 09:29 AM
As much as you would like to blame him, you know who you are, Michael Pancake was not the inspiration for this classic. He is innocent, innocent I tell you.
Posted by: man tom | July 09, 2024 at 09:41 AM
Didn't Judy Tenuta sing " Party in Your Pants " ?
Posted by: Clankie | July 09, 2024 at 09:41 AM
... and WHY the officers left them there in the first place, we'll never know.
Posted by: Groucho's ghost | July 09, 2024 at 09:55 AM
Was he wearing leopard-print PJ's to scare away the elephants?
Posted by: Chico's ghost | July 09, 2024 at 09:57 AM
Legend.
Posted by: man tom | July 09, 2024 at 10:01 AM
In my defense, they didn't find the gerbils.
Posted by: Mike | July 09, 2024 at 10:19 AM
You'd think it'd have been a snake they'd have found there.
Posted by: Rod | July 09, 2024 at 11:02 AM
They were very happy to see him, and vice versa.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 09, 2024 at 11:27 AM
What, no crabs?
Posted by: Geez Louise | July 09, 2024 at 12:06 PM
The Four Hamsters? Did John Hamm start a barbershop quartet?
Posted by: George Costanza | July 09, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Hamsters? How old fashioned.
Posted by: wiredog | July 09, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Is he an heir to the IHOP fortune?
Posted by: David S, Pumpkins | July 09, 2024 at 05:42 PM