CANADA: A NATION COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL
Huge amount of raspberries spilled onto Lynden road
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "That's one way to make a traffic jam.")
Chicken sandwich causes car to flip in Vancouver
(Thanks to B'game and pharmaross)
Amidst the reaching near-national-all-time-record chaos levels, the driver of the truck was yanked from a totally out-of-control-mob-scene-beating, quickly interviewed then hired immediately to deliver a carefully loaded cargo. Further chaos-in-the-streets seemed to follow everywhere the guy went.
Posted by: man tom | July 15, 2024 at 09:57 AM
Dark Helmet: .. raspberry .. There is only one man who would dare to give me the raspberry .. Lone Star!
Posted by: MOTW | July 15, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Sandwich will represent Canada in weightlifting at the Olympics.
Posted by: Flip Carr | July 15, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Local police have issued a warning to avoid the Lynden Road area as it has turned into a large raspberry traffic jam and requested all available responders to bring toast and spreaders.
Posted by: RCMP | July 15, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Doesn't that make it a chicken turnover?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | July 15, 2024 at 11:54 AM
(1) "Four and twenty raspbirds" doesn't sound quite right.
(2) Waiting for a new TV commercial: "You'll flip over our chicken sandwich!"
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 15, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Nice one, Pharmaross. :)
Posted by: From Allen at Division: | July 15, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Things got sticky...
Posted by: Mother Smucker | July 15, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Hmmm... last time I checked Lynden, WASH is actually in WA. We may be able to lay lots on Canada front step but not this.
Posted by: tkmcc | July 15, 2024 at 12:33 PM
We'll just make a new sign: "Welcome to Lyndenberry Street" because there is no way we're cleaning that up.
Posted by: OR Highway Dept. | July 15, 2024 at 01:03 PM