Dave Barry's Blog

CANADA: A NATION COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL

Man loses it at Canada’s Wonderland after ride stuck for 40 minutes

(Thanks to The Perts, who say "It's getting worse up here.")

AUSTRALIA: EVEN THE FROGS ARE SCARY

She Didn’t Like His Song, So She Tried to Eat Him

(Thanks to Steve K.)

YOU KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THIS

Tortoise causes train delays after slowly climbing on to tracks between Ascot and Bagshot

(Thanks to Ralph)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oscar Meyer Wienermobile crashes; flips on its side on busy Chicago-area highway

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, Jerome Stemnock, Ed. Floden and Holland Daze)