Dave Barry's Blog

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

What to Do if Alexa Won’t Stop Farting

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN NORDIC SPORTS

Pro soccer game suspended when fans rain fish cakes onto the field

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AT LEAST BUY IT A DRINK FIRST

Florida sheriff's office warns against taking selfies with 'depressed' bear

(Thanks to John Lobert)

POLICE HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON

Duo accused of going into house, stealing toilet

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS

Naked and Afraid stars forced to chew elephant poo in search of undigested seeds

(Thanks to Annette)

OR MAYBE THE SCIENTISTS ARE FAKE

Scientists can't decide if consciousness is real or fake

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

'Hello Kitty is not a cat': Fans in denial after creators reveal she's 'a little girl'

(Thanks to Ralph)

NOW THEY'RE SEARCHING FOR THE LETTUCE

International Space Station Crew Finds A Long-Lost Tomato

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

FOXES ARE BASICALLY SQUIRRELS

Foxes accused of stealing Crocs, sandals from campers after many pairs found at den

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

AND IN CANADIAN SPORTS!

Canadian teen winds duct tape prom contest!

(Thanks to The Perts and Tim Couch)