Dave Barry's Blog

SPEAKING OF KIM KARDASHIAN

An angler has been ordered to pay more than £2,500 after "handling salmon under suspicious circumstances" 

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEND THIS HAMSTER TO WASHINGTON

This is a short video of somebody’s hamster doing the math with the help of a smartphone calculator app.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says it "has a valid Florida accountant’s license.")

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW SHE OBTAINS IT

Kim Kardashian’s viral anti-ageing treatment with salmon semen

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

It's National Moon Day.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WORST DOUBLE-DATE OPTION EVER

This couple’s hobby? Illegally scaling the world’s tallest buildings together

(Thanks to Ron T)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Giant millipede lost to science rediscovered in Madagascar’s jungle

(Thanks to Ron T and Barry Nester)

ALL OF A SUDDEN...

...this blog has new respect for seagulls.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

And there's this.

(Thanks to mezrap)

WELL IN THAT CASE, SIR....

Gregory Gornell, 44, was “fully nude,” according to an arrest report, and told police that he “was staying at the facility because he was the emperor’s helper.”

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

IT'S THE POPPY SEEDS, DUDE

Trader Joe's Everything but the Bagel is being confiscated at the airport in Korea

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Ralph)