Dave Barry's Blog

WHERE THE HELL IS THE NATIONAL GUARD?

Accordion aficionados gather in Philadelphia area this weekend

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

WE CAN TOTALLY RELATE

Llama escapes Maine property to avoid dental exam

(Thanks to John Lobert)

NO KIDDING, DUDE

Sheep start behaving strangely after eating 100kg of cannabis in greenhouse

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, SIR

Arkansas man sues Las Vegas dancer for over $38M | Says he was misled to believe they were exclusive

(Thanks to John Lobert)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

8:04 p.m. A woman who “did a lot of drugs” called 911 and said she thought she’d run over 23 kids with her car.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU SAY 'GENETIC MUTATION'; WE SAY 'APOCALYPSE'

Rare genetic mutation turns green frog blue

(Thanks to The Perts)