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July 08, 2024

OOPS

First-time plane passenger sparks chaos after opening emergency door instead of bathroom

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "We've all done it.")

GUYS IN ACTION

MERRY-GO-ROUND WITH A JET ENGINE ATTACHED

(Thanks to John Lobert)

MAKES SENSE

Drunk Man Steals Identity And Yacht Because He ‘Wanted To Meet Some Pittsburgh Pirates’

(Thanks to EricY, who says "A Florida boater's license has been mailed.")

AND IN SPORTS

Enormous lines form for Yankee Stadium's George Costanza bobblehead

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CAREER OPPORTUNITY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Tasmania Is Hiring for a ‘Wombat Walker’

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Another job my high school guidance counselor didn’t mention.")

IT WAS A CONSENTING TREE

Investment banker, 30, 'smeared mud on himself then had sex with a tree in the shadow of Kensington Palace', court hears

(Thanks to pharmaross and Annette)

Update: Apparently we had the wrong link. It has been corrected, and of course Judi has been fired. 

CSI: CANADA

Who took his weathered garden gnomes? And then returned them, freshly painted?

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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