Dave Barry's Blog

HE DID NOT HAVE A GUB

Bank robber hands note to teller demanding one cent

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

Guess the state.

IN A KAYAK

Woman charged with trying to smuggle $40K worth of turtles across Vermont lake to Quebec

(Thanks to The Perts)

You'd think there would be no demand for smuggling turtles into Canada. Canada already HAS turtles.

NOPE

Hulk Boots Is The New Shoe Trend

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

IT'S A NEW APP

Woman, 35, Arrested For Domestic Battery. With An Apple Watch.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

DON'T LOOK DOWN

What can climb up a toilet? Plumber reveals which creatures are capable of making their way up piping and into a bathroom

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SIR

THE OPERATOR WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA SPACESHIP LICENSE

Deputy pulls over UFO driving on interstate

(Thanks to many people)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Altercation between 'numerous' golfers on B.C. course broken up by RCMP

(Thanks to B&C and The Perts)