Dave Barry's Blog

BECAUSE YOU NEED MORE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT

Soup broth is damaging South Korea’s highest mountain, warn officials

(Thanks to The Perts)

A REASON TO GO ON LIVING

Henderson will not cancel Sauerkraut Days

(Thanks to Craig Magee, who says "I am torn between admiring the human spirit and wishing we would just give up already.')

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

10:38 p.m. A man who overindulged at a local bar didn’t know if his car had been stolen, or if he just didn’t remember where he’d parked it.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Lake County Captains introduce 'Toilet Row' seats behind home plate at Classic Auto Group Park

(Thanks to Ralph)

FYI

Eating Peanut Butter Has An Unexpected Effect On Your Prostate

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

EVERYBODY GET INDOORS

Newly discovered asteroid larger than the Great Pyramid of Giza will zoom between Earth and the moon on Saturday

Giant asteroid the size of 770 lions to pass Earth Thursday, June 27

Asteroid the size of 258 UEFA Euros trophies to pass Earth in close flyby

(Thanks to pharmaross and Steve K)