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Texas pastor sentenced to 35 years for stealing churches
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Texas pastor sentenced to 35 years for stealing churches
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When I saw the headline, the first image that popped into my head was a pastor towing a double wide trailer off a lot. I’m not sure if there really are congregations that meet in double wide trailers, but I’m pretty that if there are any there would be some in Texas.
Posted by: Math Yoda | June 15, 2024 at 08:30 AM
I'm pretty sure that that is not going to go over well in the afterlife...
Posted by: Ron G in WA | June 15, 2024 at 09:57 AM
Love your neighbor.
But don't get caught!
Posted by: Hal E. Looya | June 15, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Here in Kansas City, there is a Holy Rosary Credit Union. There have been two robbery attempts recently.
A couple guys need to keep an eye out for lightning strikes.
Posted by: Steve | June 15, 2024 at 10:32 AM
It all started as a child for him playing board games like monopoly, life, & risk.
Posted by: the ghosts of Tammy Faye & Jim Bakker | June 15, 2024 at 10:43 AM
After being sentenced to 35 years Foster was placed under suicide watch. Only after county jail officials found a very creative and detailed suicide note in his cell officials released this statement. "Foster has just penned the next number-one country music song in the entire US." Take that Johnny Cash.
Posted by: man tom | June 15, 2024 at 11:13 AM
In his defense, currently he's finalizing the paperwork to buy the jail and then sell it to the Chinese.
Posted by: Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe | June 15, 2024 at 12:04 PM
They were so cheap because there are so many of them here in Texas.
Posted by: Rod | June 15, 2024 at 01:08 PM
Get a rope.
Posted by: MOTW | June 15, 2024 at 07:08 PM