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Woman who didn’t know she was pregnant gave birth at Golden Corral
(Thanks to Alkali Bill)
Reaction from Mrs. Blog, who, unlike this blog, has personally experienced pregnancy: "No."
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Better than at Chuck E Cheese or Waffle House, I suppose. She gave birth in the toilet. Here's hoping she makes a wise choice when naming him.
Posted by: MOTW | June 13, 2024 at 07:53 AM
Did Rupert Murdoch buy the Washington Post? How long have I been asleep?
Posted by: kwerty | June 13, 2024 at 08:11 AM
Let's hope this doesn't become a trend.
Posted by: Clankie | June 13, 2024 at 08:23 AM
Their Timberline Chili can do weird things to you.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 13, 2024 at 08:48 AM
At one point, GC was offering free delivery of orders.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 13, 2024 at 09:10 AM
Yes, saw this yesterday, almost sent it in. And the crazy (well, craziest) part to me was, she had previously HAD a child! How could she not know?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 13, 2024 at 09:19 AM
MOTW: She named him "Corral Woodfork."
Posted by: Alkali Bill | June 13, 2024 at 09:38 AM
The Golden Child.
Posted by: Eddie M. | June 13, 2024 at 10:28 AM
People should have had a clue she was pregnant when she ate all pickles at the salad bar and polished off ten bowls of ice cream.
Posted by: Dr. Pangloss | June 13, 2024 at 10:39 AM
This happens more often than one might imagine. A former girlfriend was a Doctor who had dealt with several women who presented at the E.R. in labor and refused to acknowledge they were even pregnant.
Posted by: Mike Smith | June 13, 2024 at 11:14 AM
The worst part is she got all preggy going for a ride on the Wienermobile.
Posted by: Oscar Meyer | June 13, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Since I can't get to the article...I'm guessing she's a "large" woman. Maybe bigger than Miss Alabama.
Posted by: LeDud | June 13, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Then, in a surprise to everyone, Tayvia Woodfork delivered a 6-pound 1-ounce baby boy into the toilet.
“Always listen to your body,” said Greves.
Posted by: man tom | June 13, 2024 at 11:33 AM
LeDud, that was the real surprise: she's not! Unlike the other pictured members of her family, she is thin.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 13, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Publicity stunt gone bad.
Posted by: Marquette Ting | June 13, 2024 at 03:14 PM
She must have been nearly flushed with emotion.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | June 13, 2024 at 03:15 PM
Never use a woodfork when a sterile forceps is available.
Further reading: If a vacuum suction cup is handy...etc.
*Available at the Golden Corral front entrance.
Overheard at the Golden Corral lunch all you can eat thing:
"I'm sorry, I have been in line behind you for a while. Your hair fell back onto my tray and dipped into my clam chowder. You're welcome to have it. Likewise for my mashed potatoes."
Posted by: man tom | June 13, 2024 at 04:07 PM
So these three guys in robes and hoods that have showed up outside saying they were following some start and lead them to the bathoom, "We are the wisemen from the east following a star." "Would you like to take a seat and the waiter will be with you shortly."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | June 13, 2024 at 11:23 PM