WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'

The staffers, all in the firm’s wealth- and investment-management unit, were “discharged after review of allegations involving simulation of keyboard activity creating impression of active work,” according to disclosures filed with the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Comments

[Minnie M.]

I've been known to jiggle a mouse or two.

[🐔 Mr. Chicken 🐔]

Working For the Weekend

[the cat]

On the plus side, this time it wasn't me.

[Potter]

This despicable behavior reduces the number of new unauthorized accounts you can open on behalf of unwitting clients. Quarterly sales targets will be missed!

[man tom]

Can be used to compassionately wiggle your mouse.

I added a descriptive word.

[PirateBoy]

I'll take "Mouse Jiggler Trivia" for $300, Mayim.

[Pullet Surprise]

Wasn't this associated with that notion that a room full of a thousand monkeys (on keyboards or typewriters) can reproduce a work of Shakespeare? Why would you want to reproduce a work of Shakespeare - you can just go to a used books store and find a copy - right next to the Dave Barry books,

[Mr. Bill]

You may have noticed that Wells Fargo has a different set of standards for the employees than they do for the management.