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June 17, 2024

WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

A shocking number of Americans are slathering their hot dogs with mayo:

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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This just proves that there are aliens living among us

Slathered & gobsmacked is no way to go through life, Son.

I would be shocked to hear if even ONE person did that!

My wife does it, she does not like mustard that much. I put a thin layer of mayo on the bun. However, she's crazy about catsup. Puts is on her scrambled eggs. Yuck. I hope no one here has a heart attack.

Isn't that how the Sperminator usually gets things going?

Barbarians.

How about a neon mayo that will be slathered on the naked bingo players at the big party?

New Yorkers and Chicagoans are apopplectic, I'm sure.

Anyone slathering that condiment on a hot dog should be evaluated at the Mayo Clinic.

Being from an era where we we wore bell bottoms and savored pigs in a blanket what is even more shocking than watching the number of Americans putting mayo on their hots dogs is the sheer number of Gen Z'ers who cut off their penises.

That, wrapped in a slice of pineapple pizza, is the new pig in a blanket.

Everyone knows that mayo belongs on frites!

Zounds what evil lives in the palates of men (and women) Mayo is not even food.


Gross and puke.

If they use Miracle Whip, they should be taken out back and shot. That stuff is truly disgusting.

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