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June 07, 2024




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If the passage fits ...

Always a schmuck never a schmeckle?

Wow! They even have Dave Barry statues in Salzburg!

I hope they have beer there.

Schmuck - the beer that made Milwaukee famous.


Dave, you really are a jewel.

The Birth of a Humorist

This is a photo of a newly-born humorist emerging from the birth canal for his first exposure to the world.


Well the picture is changing
Now you're part of a crowd
They're laughing at something
And the music's loud
A girl comes towards you
You once used to know
You reach out your hand
But you're all alone, in these
Schmuck passages
I know you're in there, you're just out of sight
Schmuck passages
Buy me a ticket on the last train home tonight.

Great uses of "Schmuck"

You're born a schmuck...

More schmuck passages...

Dave is exactly the type of person being sought in this song:

Did you reach the end of the Schmuck Passage and find the entrance to Wang Way? Or did you shortcut through the Dongle Dungeon?

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