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June 13, 2024

'IT'S IMPOSSIBLE THAT WE WOULD KICK SOMEONE OUT MIDWAY'

A popular tourist destination in China has installed toilet timers.

(Thanks to Itai and Ralph)

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The Final Countdown

You think I've been in here long enough? OK, then come on in, and we'll see if you still think so.

Employment opportunity in China: Toilet Bouncer.

Confuscius says: Having insect burgers for lunch should help speed up the process.

Now immproved with airbag fired ejection seats.

Even better: Install speakers in each stall and then play back a recording saying "Going with live broadcast in five... four... three... two... one..."

Reminds me of my student days when the local council decided to install a futuristic, self-cleaning, button operated sliding door toilet capsule a couple of minutes from one of the pubs we used to frequent.

This toilet had a prominently displayed sign advising that the door would open automatically after 12 minutes which all 10 of us in the toilet at the time discovered was in fact true while playing that time honoured student game of 'How many people can you fit in this tiny space?'.

Yes alcohol was involved.

So were the toilets the popular tourist destination?


Paris Olympics need these for time trials this summer.

Gives new meaning to the Olympic Motto:

Faster, Higher, Stronger โ€“ Together

Gives the tourists something to go on, er, go in. And if the timer times out while you are on an extended tour?

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