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June 16, 2024

IT COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR OUR STATE LEGISLATURE

Hundreds attend Great Florida Bigfoot Conference in Ocala

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Bigfoot Track

At least Florida is doing something useful for a change.

The sad part is I walked right their basketball game and they were so distracted they never even noticed me.

Are the pics clear or blurry?

You know I was searching in one of the most remote locations ever confirmed a BF sighting occurred. For the first time I will reveal, right here on the blog what is unquestionably and in fact, the clearest pic ever taken of the unknown until now elusive, perplexed and troubled mired in panic creature in his chaotic, natural habitat.

I guess you can't wait to see the picture I took. Remote location. I won't keep you in suspense any longer. The clearest picture ever taken, believe your eyes people.

There was a podiatrist's convention in town at the same time reminding people that they can provide proper foot care no matter how large the foot. And the shoe company Asic's also had a booth showing people that no matter how big your foot is, they can provide a wide (pun intended) variety of shoes, even running shoes for Big Foot.

If they hold next year's conference in Kissimee there'll be some pretty big shoes left to fill

Most, then returned to work at Disney..

Having lived there, the words "great" and "Florida" don't belong in the same sentence.


Another species migrates/transplants/invades Florida.

They had a Skunk Ape Roundtable, and now Swamp Story is sitting at #13 in Dark Humor Literature and Fiction on Audible? Coincidence? I think not. Checking the stats on Best. State. Ever...

Sure, hold it in Ocala because nobody has the guts to come down to our Ochopee headquarters, where if hundreds came only dozens would leave, and all camaras would be confiscated.

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