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June 05, 2024


Gigundous pythons, again. 

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Animal Encounter: 10,000 Joro spiders versus 200 lb Burmese python. Pay per-view.

Helpful Hint
Step 2: Destroy the brain
- Make sure the python is unconscious
- Insert a small rod, like a screwdriver, spike, or pick, into the cranial cavity and twist it to ensure the entire brain is destroyed

Upon inserting a rod, screwdriver, spike or pick into the cranial cavity...


One word, "woodchipper".

Insert a small rod, like a screwdriver, spike, or pick, into the cranial cavity...a pick?


...a pick?

No Pick.

Welcome to the South Florida Zoo.

Stay in your car or your on the menu.

Before you destroy a brain, I can take it off your hands.

Just call the Oregon Dept of Highways, Whale Removal Squad. They show up right away, dynamite in hand. "Stand Back folks, we are professionals."

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