FINALLY, FLORIDA
Gigundous pythons, again.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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Animal Encounter: 10,000 Joro spiders versus 200 lb Burmese python. Pay per-view.
Posted by: LeDud | June 05, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Helpful Hint
Step 2: Destroy the brain
- Make sure the python is unconscious
- Insert a small rod, like a screwdriver, spike, or pick, into the cranial cavity and twist it to ensure the entire brain is destroyed
Posted by: MOTW | June 05, 2024 at 01:08 PM
Upon inserting a rod, screwdriver, spike or pick into the cranial cavity...
*DO THIS*
Posted by: pharmaross | June 05, 2024 at 01:19 PM
One word, "woodchipper".
Posted by: cfjk | June 05, 2024 at 01:24 PM
Insert a small rod, like a screwdriver, spike, or pick, into the cranial cavity...a pick?
*PICK*
Posted by: man tom | June 05, 2024 at 01:35 PM
...a pick?
No Pick.
Posted by: man tom | June 05, 2024 at 01:42 PM
Welcome to the South Florida Zoo.
Stay in your car or your on the menu.
Posted by: Florida Man | June 05, 2024 at 01:57 PM
Before you destroy a brain, I can take it off your hands.
Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein | June 05, 2024 at 04:46 PM
Just call the Oregon Dept of Highways, Whale Removal Squad. They show up right away, dynamite in hand. "Stand Back folks, we are professionals."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | June 05, 2024 at 06:37 PM