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June 11, 2024

AND IN SPORTS

Woman reads her asparagus to tell us how England will do in the Euros

(Thanks to Ralph)

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So you're saying that asparagus is the new spear of destiny?

How's she doing in the stock market?


Need lottery numbers.

@J. Powell - you mean stalk market?

Sounds to me like she's just playing with her food and trying to pass it off as a valuable service to mankind.

Jemima Packington -->
Maniac tamping joke
Miming pancake jot
Jacking pantomime

She's predicting a lot of orthopedic injuries to the team after using the Brit Knee Spears to make predictions.

When the moon shines on the greenhouse, and cucumbers fill pickle jars

The peas outside are planted, and zuchinnis in every car

This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus, Age of Asparagus, Asparagus, Asparagus...

So does her pee smell after she reads it?

^5 @Age of Asparagus and MOTW

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