AND IN SPORTS
Woman reads her asparagus to tell us how England will do in the Euros
(Thanks to Ralph)
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June 11, 2024
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So you're saying that asparagus is the new spear of destiny?
Posted by: the ghost of St. Longinus | June 11, 2024 at 06:37 AM
How's she doing in the stock market?
Posted by: J. Powell | June 11, 2024 at 08:26 AM
Need lottery numbers.
Posted by: Bette Monet | June 11, 2024 at 11:06 AM
@J. Powell - you mean stalk market?
Sounds to me like she's just playing with her food and trying to pass it off as a valuable service to mankind.
Jemima Packington -->
Maniac tamping joke
Miming pancake jot
Jacking pantomime
Posted by: MOTW | June 11, 2024 at 01:41 PM
She's predicting a lot of orthopedic injuries to the team after using the Brit Knee Spears to make predictions.
Posted by: Oops. I Did It Again! | June 11, 2024 at 01:41 PM
When the moon shines on the greenhouse, and cucumbers fill pickle jars
The peas outside are planted, and zuchinnis in every car
This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus, Age of Asparagus, Asparagus, Asparagus...
Posted by: Age of Asparagus by Jeffrey Moran | June 11, 2024 at 03:21 PM
So does her pee smell after she reads it?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | June 11, 2024 at 08:34 PM
^5 @Age of Asparagus and MOTW
Posted by: Mad Hatter | June 11, 2024 at 10:06 PM