Dave Barry's Blog

IT GETS BORING UP THERE

NASA's Perseverance Rover Accidentally Draws Gigantic Penis on Mars

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

SIMPLE AS THAT

A wildlife veterinarian discovered that the Apple Watch can measure a lion's heart rate if you strap it to the tongue.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Small Georgia town could be home to thousands of monkeys despite protests

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

WORLD'S SLOWEST GETAWAY

Texas pastor sentenced to 35 years for stealing churches

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, DUDES?

German police have issued a warning to English fans ahead of the Euros, urging them to smoke cannabis instead of drinking alcohol to prevent potential disturbances, according to recent reports.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'

The staffers, all in the firm’s wealth- and investment-management unit, were “discharged after review of allegations involving simulation of keyboard activity creating impression of active work,” according to disclosures filed with the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)