EXHIBIT A: STAR TREK
Apparently space travel makes people dumber
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
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June 14, 2024
THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF EMERGENCY 911 WAS CREATED FOR, DUDE
8:07 p.m. Someone called 911 to ask if any officers wanted to buy marijuana from him.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF EMERGENCY 911 WAS CREATED FOR
Man calls 911 because neighbor wasn’t cleaning her cat’s litter box
(Thanks to Ralph)
IRREFUTABLE
U.K. tabloids abuzz with Canadian's 'Loch Ness monster' photo
(Thanks to pharmaross)
AT *ALL TIMES*
Local community warned to keep toilet lids closed
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Related: Hot and hungry toilet snakes on the rise across Australian states
(Thanks to pharmaross)
DON'T MESS WITH AUSTRALIANS
A crocodile was terrorizing this Australian town. So residents cooked and ate it
(Thanks to many people)
WE'VE ALL DONE IT
Furious woman struts naked through airport in wild scene
(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)
WE ALWAYS DO
Dog walkers urged to avoid emus
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
ONE LAST PHOTO FROM THE WORKING HIATUS
We had an early flight out of the Salzburg airport, where we were greeted by this sign, which -- bear in mind, this blog does not speak German -- is not what you want to see when you're about to board an airplane: