Dave Barry's Blog

'THEIR GENITALS AND REAR ENDS FALL OFF'

How a fungus is turning some cicadas into sex-crazed ‘zombies’

(Thanks to Rich Alpin)

SOUNDS BETTER THAN ONION-INFUSED COFFEE

A brew of ancient coca is Bolivia's buzzy new beer.

(Thanks to EricY)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Scallion Latte – Spring Onion-Infused Coffee Is All the Rage in China

(Thanks to Ralph)

ISN'T THIS WHY WE HAVE A NAVY, DUDE?

Martha’s Vineyard is about to run out of pot.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

SO M&MS ARE OK?

Century-old NYC pizza icon Totonno’s looks for someone to take over with just one condition: No pineapple

(Thanks to B&C)

AND IN SPORTS

Woman reads her asparagus to tell us how England will do in the Euros

(Thanks to Ralph)

FOR EXAMPLE, 'BRO'

First nonhuman species found to use name-like sounds for each other, study says

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

SWEATY PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO MINGLE

Florida ranked worst state for singles in 2024

(Thanks to Rick Stevenson)