Dave Barry's Blog

GUESS THE STATE

Five-foot-long invasive lizard spotted "just, like, strutting across the road."

(Thanks to Barry N., who adds, "Makes a nice change from alligators.")

TRULY ASTONISHING NEWS FROM THE ANIMAL KINGDOM THAT WE NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED

Scientists gave squirrels fitness trackers and found that males are lazy and females do all the work 

(Thanks to Catherine D.)

THAT LIGHTBULB MOMENT

He was sitting in his car when he spotted a delivery truck full of beer and liquor pull up outside the Cheers Bar. A plan reportedly came to his mind: Steal the truck. Sell the booze. Pay off his drug debts.

(Thanks to Richard A.)

NO, IT JUST SEEMS LONGER

Men and other mammals live longer if they are castrated, says researcher

(Thanks to Jim K. ["Better to die smiling"] and Linda S. ["I just love that they refer to testicles as death nuggets"])

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