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May 28, 2024


Mormon cricket 'sludge' causes crashes in Nevada


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I saw them open for the, uh, Crickets.

After this cricket mishap & the oozing sludge in his Mormon underwear, Mitt Romney is now taking up paddle ball.

I saw them open for the Tabernacle Choir

Ask Jake from State Farm if you have coverage for accidents involving Mormon cricket sludge.

Paging Percy Sludge.

In addition to avoiding politics in the blog, bringing Mitt Romney into this is simply an unjustifiable insult to the crickets, and sludge in general.

To all posters, may Elohim be with you and protect you - sent from Kolob.

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