WHATEVER SHE SAYS, WE TOTALLY BELIEVE HER

A woman who claims she's not had any food or water for 16 years says medical professionals have said she's perfectly healthy - and she thinks she knows the reason why

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Comments

[man tom]

Sure, people can't you see by the look on her face she is telling the *HAR* truth? To clear up any further unwarranted highly improbable doubt, this.

Recommended name change.

Honest Muluwork Ambaw.

[Nessie]

"To those who don't believe her, and deem her a fraud, she says they should come visit her"

I've been saying that for decades.

[kwerty]

Maybe she has auto-brewery syndrome, because we all know there is food in beer.

[Air Head]

She’s an air plant.

[Midnight Memoryloss Munchies]

Sleep-related eating disorder (SRED) causes people to eat while they're asleep.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Hey, if you can't believe the Daily Mirror, ...?

[pharmaross]

Bony Maronie

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

So I guess I shouldn't invite her over for Thanksgiving.

[Pullet Surprise]

I got it - she ate her own boogers. We did that all the time growing up in the Midwest. And I grew up normal. Have to go back and read the biography of Barry Manilow - I think it was mentioned that Barry admitted to do that also. And look how he turned out.

[Aperiodic monotile]

If she's like me, she's eating enough by tasting what she's cooking.

[Eat a hamburger, Biatch.]

So every other super model working the runways?