WE'RE NOT SURE THESE SCIENTISTS ARE REAL

Scientists can't decide if consciousness is real or fake

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "What are they using to think about this?")

Comments

[Jefferson Airplane]

We'll be thinking about this on our surrealistic pillow.

[Clankie]

I'll bet Puck has something to say about this.

[Ralph]

I'm lost.
I've gone to look for myself.
If I get back before I return,
Please ask me to wait.

[Ed.]

Is unconsciousness real or fake? That's what I want to know.

[Pullet Surprise]

Are these the same researches that claimed yesterday that everybody's brain is 13% smaller than the brains of yesteryear? Isn't this, like all cosmic questions, where they just flip a coin?

I think there is a Pullet Surprise in all of this.

[pharmaross]

Better living through chemistry... 💊

[man tom]

"The pregnancy test is positive."

"Where did it come from?"

"Either the chair by the shower or the potted plant in the bedroom. I haven't ruled out The North Star."

"How can you be sure it's not from me?"

"You? Remember, I have told you a million times, you are just an illusion that your brain has conjured up?"

[man tom]

Unclear on the concept. Thanks in no small part to science. Until now.

[Descartes]

I don't think so, (POOF!)

[AI]

It's not real until I say it is!

[man tom]

The article failed to explain an unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings. A Freudian Goof.

[Al Borland]

I don't think so, Tim.

[Al A Carte]

I think; therefore I am ..........

..... I think .....