WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Google is building a fart button into Android

(Thanks to Chuck, who asks "Will this eventually be available in our flying cars?")

Comments

[Rintinglen]

Hopefully, it will replace the mute button. I could use a fart button.

[Clankie]

What happened to the " Up Your Nose With a Rubber Hose " button idea ?

[Cheryl Hurl]

How about a button for "wretched vomit?"

[Florida Man]

Is it labeled "ignite"?

[kwerty]

Feature request: Play the sound in a continuous loop for the people calling, yet again, with a cash offer to buy my house. Also as an email reply attachment to the auto warranty people.

[man tom]

I inquired with Support about my poop face button not farting when prompted to 'let one go' on demand.

I got the following response:

Thank you for reaching out regarding the issue you're experiencing with your 'efing junk poop face google decal messenger'. I understand how frustrating it can be when things don't work as expected, but I'm here to help.

Firstly, let's troubleshoot the problem to identify the root cause. Here are some steps you can try:

1. Check connection.

2. Update drivers

3. Check power supply.

4. Reset settings.

If none of the above steps resolve the problem solves the issue, do one of the following:

1. Contact Bing.

2. Open a window in the front of your house. Pick up your computer toss it out the window onto the front lawn.

Please let me know if you have any questions or if there's anything else I can assist you with. I'm here to help.

Best regards,

[Rod]

This should be the notification for software updates. After all, it's already a description of them.

[RobR]

Teslas have had that for years…