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May 21, 2024

TOTALLY WORTH THE RISK OF PRISON

Two men steal cases of Bud Light beer at gunpoint at Fort Worth gas station

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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Obviously they've never heard Jimmy Buffett's The Great Filling Station Holdup.

As nursecindy would say: Morons.

Also...Bud Lite? Seriously? Sad.

Why would they need a gun for Bud Lite?
Also, not surprising for White Settlement Road.

Were they dressed as women?

They'll go to jail and then they'll be sadder bud wiser

I bet if they were made to steal yeungling they'd do it without the need to be threatened at gunpoint.

Thankfully, they didn't go south of downtown and rob the Rahr brewery. That would have been catastrophic. Hell, let 'em have Bud Light. It's not worth anything anyway.

Bud Light presents: Real “Them” of Genius...

In Texas you'd have a problem with this. In California you'd probably get a medal and a souvenir mug.

Ultra Right Beer


Osama Bin Lager?

This Bud's For You!


Publicity stunt by the marketing department to increase sales.

I think it was the clerk holding the gun.

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