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Woman Arrested For Battering Man. With A Cinnamon Roll.
(Thanks to Ron T. and Barry Nester)
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Woman Arrested For Battering Man. With A Cinnamon Roll.
(Thanks to Ron T. and Barry Nester)
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Were they out of churros?
Posted by: Florida Man | May 24, 2024 at 07:14 AM
Sounds like she kneads a new roll model.
Posted by: I only have pies for you. | May 24, 2024 at 07:49 AM
Florida Woman, of course.
For a minute I thought it said "buttering," so never mind.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 24, 2024 at 08:04 AM
After she battered him, did she drop him in the fryer? Were her eyes glazed over?
Posted by: MOTW | May 24, 2024 at 08:45 AM
How I long to be battered by a cinnamon roll.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | May 24, 2024 at 09:49 AM
"While a judge has ordered Luna to stay away from the victim, she is still legally permitted to have contact with frosted pastries."
So unfrosted pastries are verboten?
Posted by: LeDud | May 24, 2024 at 12:16 PM
You can clearly hear the calling for a benefit concert.
Posted by: man tom | May 24, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Didi it have pecans? That could elevate this to a felony.
Posted by: keith in tampa | May 24, 2024 at 02:20 PM