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May 24, 2024


Woman Arrested For Battering Man. With A Cinnamon Roll.

(Thanks to Ron T. and Barry Nester)


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Were they out of churros?

Sounds like she kneads a new roll model.

Florida Woman, of course.

For a minute I thought it said "buttering," so never mind.

After she battered him, did she drop him in the fryer? Were her eyes glazed over?

How I long to be battered by a cinnamon roll.

"While a judge has ordered Luna to stay away from the victim, she is still legally permitted to have contact with frosted pastries."

So unfrosted pastries are verboten?

You can clearly hear the calling for a benefit concert.

Didi it have pecans? That could elevate this to a felony.

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