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May 28, 2024

THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF EMERGENCY 911 WAS CREATED FOR

Georgia woman calls 911 to get raccoon tased, have deputies google restaurant hours for her

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Another 'lonely tonight' bad performance...

We've been gaslighting her for months hoping she'll just run off with the first Florida Man she encounters.

Around 5:30 p.m. that same day, she called 911 saying she needed a deputy to Google the hours of three businesses because she was hungry.

Gee whiz, lady, dinner delivered itself to your door. What more do you want?

...she then dropped her head and began shaking her legs and head as if she was having a seizure. An highly audible *had enough of your crap notice* occurred shortly after her unwelcomed gesture.


Tasers - Is there anything they can’t fix?

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