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May 29, 2024

THESE CLAMS TODAY

Mom Fined $88,000 After Kids Take 72 Clams From California Beach

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

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$88,000 for 72 clams? I guess we won't be seeing the McClam sandwich on a McDonald's menu anytime soon.

Ain't it GREAT livin' in a free country?

Moron.

She only explained the difference between a live clam versus dead/uninhabited shells to her children after getting fined ..? Like she couldn't teach them that when they showed them to her?
At least the court worked with her.

Eek ! This sounds too much like a math problem.

$88,000 is about what you'd pay for 72 appetizers at the Bellagio.


A new cryptocurrency exchange for dollars.

It was later announced each of the 72 collected clams were fined an undisclosed amount for unlawful use of a gas powered leaf blower.

A GoFundMe account is in the works.


She should've paid the fine with sand dollars.

O'er the clam parts we watched...

Go to the beach but don’t touch anything? Is there anything that California can’t suck the fun out of?

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