THERE IS NOTHING LOWER
Turkey arrests spider smuggler said to be US museum curator
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
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Is it required to obtain consent before milking spiders?
Posted by: Miss Muffet | May 14, 2024 at 10:29 AM
That's some curator!
Posted by: Charlotte | May 14, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Oh, the country.
For a minute there, I was afraid that the birds could now make arrests
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 14, 2024 at 11:54 AM
As you say, nothing lower. It seems there's a whole network of villains who smuggle and milk spiders. As well as nimble fingers, this requires a hard heart: imagine robbing thousands of little spiderlings of their mother's milk! And shame on these people for exploiting the milk of arachnid kindness!
Kudos to the turkey who put an end to this. May he be pardoned, come Thanksgiving!
Posted by: The Real Barry | May 14, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Was his name Peter Parker? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: LeDud | May 14, 2024 at 12:58 PM
With the bird flu appearing in many dairy herds these days, I can see where enterprising dairy farmers might turn to milking spiders. Spider yogurt, spider ice cream, etc.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 14, 2024 at 01:28 PM
We didn't really arrest him, we just held him in protective custody until we ate all his spiders.
Posted by: the turkeys | May 14, 2024 at 01:29 PM