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May 18, 2024

RACCOONS ARE BASICALLY FAT SQUIRRELS WEARING MASKS

Having won the battle to tackle Tokyo’s population of giant, ravenous crows, the city’s authorities are now embroiled in an even tougher campaign: to rein in another animal menace, the North American raccoon.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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Coming soon: a Godzilla against giant raccoon movie.

There is nothing worse than a rabid Tanuki catching scent of raw fish.

Can't they just ship one with every Toyota?

It took years to figure out how to keep the racoons from shitting in our swimming pool. Turns out, it was simple. We just added an alligator. A floating imitation foam alligator keeps the coons away.

Do they have alligators in Japan?

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