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May 23, 2024


Florida priest accused of biting woman during Communion

(Thanks to pharmaross, Barry Nester and Not My Usual Alias)


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So the priest practiced cannibalism during a ceremony celebrating cannibalism. What's the problem?

In his defense, the Devil made him do it.

"The priest allegedly became upset and tried to ram a “cookie” into her mouth, according to investigators."

Sounds like the irritable priest is lack-toast intolerant.

She's lucky there weren't any 4th-degree Knights of Columbus in regalia nearby. They've been known to pull their ceremonial swords if they perceive a threat to the clergy. They're like a car radio antenna with a nice handle. Handy in a street fight.

Greetings to my Brother K of C member.

I joined the Robert Jones Council in Lincoln Park, Michigan in 1980.

Tempus Fugit. Memento Mori.

In Service to one, in service to all.

A nameless individual calls it a "cracker".

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