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Florida priest accused of biting woman during Communion
(Thanks to pharmaross, Barry Nester and Not My Usual Alias)
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So the priest practiced cannibalism during a ceremony celebrating cannibalism. What's the problem?
Posted by: Ralph | May 23, 2024 at 05:53 PM
In his defense, the Devil made him do it.
Posted by: Florida Man | May 23, 2024 at 06:10 PM
"The priest allegedly became upset and tried to ram a “cookie” into her mouth, according to investigators."
Sounds like the irritable priest is lack-toast intolerant.
Posted by: pharmaross | May 23, 2024 at 07:34 PM
She's lucky there weren't any 4th-degree Knights of Columbus in regalia nearby. They've been known to pull their ceremonial swords if they perceive a threat to the clergy. They're like a car radio antenna with a nice handle. Handy in a street fight.
Posted by: Defender of the Faith | May 23, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Greetings to my Brother K of C member.
I joined the Robert Jones Council in Lincoln Park, Michigan in 1980.
Tempus Fugit. Memento Mori.
In Service to one, in service to all.
Posted by: pharmaross | May 23, 2024 at 11:34 PM
A nameless individual calls it a "cracker".
Posted by: Static Joeage | May 24, 2024 at 12:59 PM