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May 08, 2024

MEANWHILE IN THE NATION'S CULTURE CAPITAL

They Put a 65-Foot Hot Dog in Times Square

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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A kooky press release added this epic Wiener of the World will expose “the patriarchy of meat-eating.”
That must be why every day at 12:00 p.m., the installation lifts off the ground, angles up to sky and becomes a confetti cannon. The explosion of euphemism is supposed to reference the “hyper-masculinity and showmanship often associated with American culture and patriotism.”

Whatever

If it's got feet, chances are it's not a hotdog.

Wait a minute...if this whale-sized hot dog was a "blast", does that mean the Oregon highway folks were somehow involved?

If you can't take it to school and embarrass your son with it, it's really not worth talking about.

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