MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

10:45 a.m. Someone reported their upstairs neighbor was stomping loudly and yelled “There, can you hear that, b****?” A responding officer talked to the upstairs neighbor who said they’d knocked over a chair and the expletives were directed at the chair.

9:59 p.m. Someone thought it was suspicious that a porta potty was locked from the inside at this time of night.

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

Fascinating Fact: These Flathead County police-blotter items come from THE FUTURE:

Comments

[pharmaross]

It was likely this culprit that's talking to the chair again...

[wanderer2575]

That large "Police Blotter" heading immediately made me think of this similar setting.

[The ghost of Casey Kasem]

Dedicated to all the Moms out there on their day...

[the chair]

In my defense, some people STILL haven't forgiven me for whipping Clint Eastwood's arse in that debate ten years ago.