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May 30, 2024

MAYBE TRY BEING A SNAKE

Man who spent $14K to become a collie changes his mind after realizing it's 'very difficult' to walk like a dog

(Thanks to Dave Benson, Buck Nekkid, EricY and Robert Moats) 

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Yeah, keeping all the different gaits straight must be a chore. I have trouble just rubbing my stomach while patting my head.

I imagine Lucy's comment is: "Moron."

Try doing this instead...

And you thought I was strange.

Yeah, and we make licking our balls look like it's a lot easier than it really is, too.

Maybe he could be a jackass now?

I'll bet he feels like a heel.

He had obvious trouble hiking his leg.

*WARNING*

Now he's shopping for a gerbil outfit.

He could've upgraded to sn orangutan. That way he would be smarter and still disgusting his knuckles at will.

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