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May 22, 2024

IT'S IN THE STAR, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT

Scientists are making small “handheld” nuclear reactors to try and lure aliens to Earth, an expert has claimed.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Explains all the glowing hands I've seen lately.

Just wait until motorists get ahold of these.

You had us at finger guns.

Best way to lure aliens:

•Free cell phones
•Free hotel rooms & food
•Free transportation by bus or night flights
•Free medical care
•Free vodka shots and/or needles
•Open borders

And I've got such a long way to go
To make it to the border of Mexico
So I ride like the wind, ride like the wind...

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