IT SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS
Man Nabbed For Fried Chicken Battery On Sister
(Thanks to Ralph, Barry Nester, Linda Schutjer and Al Barkafski, who says "Fried chickens need batteries?")
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Battery with battered chicken?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 03, 2024 at 08:57 AM
Nice hair, dude.
*ducks flying chicken*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 03, 2024 at 08:59 AM
Incestuous cannibalism?
Posted by: Hannibal the cannibal | May 03, 2024 at 09:52 AM
Didn't Poultry Pelting open for Meat Loaf?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 03, 2024 at 09:54 AM
Is the hair color "original" or "extra crispy?"
Posted by: Slim Chance | May 03, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Which last longer: potato batteries or fried chicken batteries?
Posted by: The Real Barry | May 03, 2024 at 10:56 AM
@Jeff - agreed that the chicken wasn't the only thing fried.
Khanye Medley -->
Hey Keenly Mad
Meany held key
Ha deny my leek
Posted by: MOTW | May 03, 2024 at 11:25 AM
I thought battery with a chicken was kinky.
Posted by: Steverino | May 03, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Later Medley, no relation to Bill, issued the following statement in a toney, heartstring-pulling rhyming Rap statement.
Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
I planned each chartered course
Each careful step along the byway
But more, much more than this
I did it my way
He went on to recite:
Chicken to 'ya back
Chicken to 'ya head
You betta duck
I gonna stop that cluck.
Posted by: man tom | May 03, 2024 at 12:07 PM