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May 30, 2024

HEADLINE-WRITER HEAVEN

Overturned strawberry truck causes jam on two highways

Har!

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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CA psychic walking near the jam hit by car says He never saw it coming.

This head line certainly preserves their dignity

Wait for some aspiring cooks to come up with a new product - Traffic Jam.

Was he trying to avoid an overturned truck that stopped short in front of him full of Betty Crocker cake mix, because then it would read "Strawberry upside-down short cake turns freeway into free dessert."


This mashup set off a strawberry alarm as the truck driver was clocked driving berry fast.🍓

If you have a fondness for drawing and guessing, I recommend playing scribble io. During each round, a participant is selected to illustrate a subject, while the remaining participants are tasked with deducing their identity.

Sadly, the driver was toast.

Had it been tomatoes they could have made a horror movie.

"Strawberry Alarm Clock" what would be a good name....OH wait......

Cool. This headline certainly maintains their tiny fishing dignity.

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