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May 24, 2024

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Suburban brewpub goes all in on Chicago cicada craze with ‘Cicada-infused Malört'

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)

"Cicada craze?"

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Did the cicada die smiling?

If you drink too much of this stuff....you go out and live under your back yard for 17 years.

Talk about a bunch of noisy drunks!

And the good news is they taste like lobster so the buffet table is looking better this year.

Do they offer any specials on these cicada-infused drinks during Hoppy Hour?

Sounds like a typical female pick-up ploy, get them high on alcohol and take advantage of them.

Malort is the most foul liquor I have ever had the displeasure to sample. On the other hand, the cicada infusion probably won't make it worse.

https://www.facebook.com/100050472460204/videos/jeppsons-malort-unaired-commercial/679219932214065/ This from 8 years ago

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