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May 22, 2024

FLORIDA MAN ALSO KNOWS HOW TO DINE OUT IN STYLE

Afterward, investigators say the suspect ran inside the store, ignoring the ‘no-shirt, no-service’ rule, jumped on a table, and repeated his threats waving his ‘finger guns.’

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Texas Tech alum ("Guns up!")?

"I forgot my gub at home."

Not to be pointing fingers but they weren't even loaded.

Did he also make "pew! pew! pew!" noises? That would add a charge of aggravated onomatopoeia.

The culprit has been reportedly doing this day after day.

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