FATHER’S DAY IS COMING
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May 29, 2024
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We're gonna be blowing those dang gophers right out & up of their hidey holes to a hundred feet in the air!
Posted by: Carl Spackler | May 29, 2024 at 09:23 AM
Extremely handy for retrieving lost balls in ponds. Upscale model should come with sonar.
Posted by: LeDud | May 29, 2024 at 09:26 AM
Perfect for the duffer who keeps hitting into those sand traps and water hazards. Polite way of advertising "This is the golf cart for terrible players."
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 29, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Yeah, but does it go 45 mph and 9 inches of the ground if it’s full of eels?
Posted by: Dr. Pangloss | May 29, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Flying car for pasture pool game.
Posted by: Slim Chance | May 29, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Yeah, I'm sure golf course operators are really going to like the fan on this thing blowing sand everywhere when you fly it over a bunker.
Posted by: Rod | May 29, 2024 at 12:28 PM
I owned a smaller and much cheaper Skat hovercraft for 10 years when I lived on an island and needed to cross thin ice. These things are are pain in the ass — loud, hard to steer, a maintenance headache, and very uncomfortable in bad weather. They have their uses (search and rescue, etc.), but this one is an overpriced rich man's toy made by Neoteric.
Posted by: Ralph | May 29, 2024 at 01:38 PM
Man, I was sold when I saw the $10.00 off coupon. That would only be 74,990 dollars after that.
Posted by: Rintinglen | May 29, 2024 at 04:20 PM
Do the producers of the James Bond movies know this? Sure, there were hovercraft in "Die Another Day", but what if they remade the golf game from "Goldfinger"?
Posted by: Ed. | May 29, 2024 at 07:41 PM