CSI: WISCONSIN

Man named ‘Deez-Nuts’ arrested, charged with battery

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

I guess Mom & Dad named him well.

[wanderer2575]

"Deez-Nuts Lee Kroll" sounds like something a drunken Klingon would be mumbling.

[Worf]

wanderer, Klingons do NOT mumble!

[Steverino]

I heard that the Energizer Bunny was charged with battery.

[Elaine Benes]

Sounds like he's the full package and I bet he's single, Ladies.

[MOTW]

I found his mug shot. Looks like a tough 42 years.

[kwerty]

His brothers Beer-Nuts and Try-My-Nuts arrived the next morning to arrange for bail. His attorney of record is Nuckin Futz.

[George Costanza]

DEEZ-NUTZ sounds like a good name for a snack food tray.

[man tom]

Deez-Nutz adored you
Though I never laid either one on you
Deez-Nutz adored you
You stay a million miles away from me
You couldn't see how Deez-Nutz adored you
So close, so close and yet so far

[man tom]

Before I knew it she was walkin' next to me, singin'
'Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy deez-nutz'

[MOTW]

@Jeff, I pity the teacher who had to call that name out loud in class. Or maybe she just called him Mister Kroll.

[LeDud]

I suppose its better than a boy named Sue.

[padraig the cheesehead]

When you're conceived in the back of a Lambeau Field concession stand a few hours after an overtime win over Da Bears, some name choices make more sense than they normally would.