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May 08, 2024


Man named ‘Deez-Nuts’ arrested, charged with battery

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)


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I guess Mom & Dad named him well.

"Deez-Nuts Lee Kroll" sounds like something a drunken Klingon would be mumbling.

wanderer, Klingons do NOT mumble!

I heard that the Energizer Bunny was charged with battery.

Sounds like he's the full package and I bet he's single, Ladies.

I found his mug shot. Looks like a tough 42 years.

His brothers Beer-Nuts and Try-My-Nuts arrived the next morning to arrange for bail. His attorney of record is Nuckin Futz.

DEEZ-NUTZ sounds like a good name for a snack food tray.

Deez-Nutz adored you
Though I never laid either one on you
Deez-Nutz adored you
You stay a million miles away from me
You couldn't see how Deez-Nutz adored you
So close, so close and yet so far

Before I knew it she was walkin' next to me, singin'
'Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy deez-nutz'

@Jeff, I pity the teacher who had to call that name out loud in class. Or maybe she just called him Mister Kroll.

I suppose its better than a boy named Sue.

When you're conceived in the back of a Lambeau Field concession stand a few hours after an overtime win over Da Bears, some name choices make more sense than they normally would.

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