CONGRESS HAS BEEN LEADING THIS MOVEMENT, SLOWLY, FOR DECADES

Why more and more organizations are adopting the slow work movement

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

Comments

[cfjk]

Inspired by all those road construction sites whose signs read "SLOW WORK AREA".

[Rod]

Do you want it good, or do you want it now?

I was always a somewhat deliberate worker, and must give praise to my employers who let me be that way. So this will be a good trend.

[pharmaross]

My boss asked why I only get sick on work days.

I said it must be my weekend immune system.

[Life in the Slow Lane]

Taking the fast out of fast food.

[Buck Nekkid]

I don't worry about things going slow, except when my girlfriend's late!

[Pullet Surprise]

I think those people were educated in special schools. Why in my neighborhood as you approach an intersection they have painted on the pavement "Slow School Ahead".

[LoudLight]

I always look out for those "Slow Children."

[wanderer2575]

Seen in Imgur:

"I don't mind going to work, but this eight-hour wait to go back home is just bullshit."

[Pullet Surprise]

Guess that does away with the fasting craze. Unless you can fast slow.

[lucky Jack]

Hopefully this trend won't spread to restrooms.