CANADA CONTINUES ITS DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

A Canadian city's attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people dressed as dinosaurs was disqualified due to the unexpectedly high turnout.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Comments

[MOTW]

Jurassic Jamboree sounds a bit like Mrs. Doubtfire's Dinosaurus Line.

[wanderer2575]

They thought about using turnstiles to take a count, but everyone's arms were too short to push them.

[Barney]

I'm almost green with envy.

[man tom]

A Guinness World Records adjudicator was present but an accurate count could not be obtained due to officials being unprepared for such a massive turnout.

The record for 'most chaotic scene of discarded trash compiled at a single event' was established breaking the prior 55 year old record and was later confirmed by a GWR Adjudicator. Adjudicator means pot-smoking. Acid-dropping hippie often parading around wildly cheering while nude at humongous chaotic, largely spiraled out-of-control gatherings.

[Qaz]

I've been there many times. There is a large dinosaur museum there (Royal Tyrrell Museum) and there is a Dinosaur Provincial Park nearby, a designated UNESCO site.

[Pullet Surprise]

So this country has been in a downward spiral for long time. Did it fall into a black hole? Seems like it would have hit bottom by now.

[Ron G in WA]

They didn't just break the record, they broke the record-keepers.

[Ontario TV]

Guinness Killed The Dinosaurs ...more at eleven

[Ron G in WA]

Guinness killed BY dinosaurs!

[X. Stink]

So the asteroid showed up?